El gran libro de magia de la luna y la serpiente

At the Grand Egyptian Theater of the Wonders of the Moon and the Serpent, we offer curiosities to satisfy every inclination: exhibits and demonstrations, unique sensations, sexual extremes unimaginable until now, and all included in our very modest cover price! Don't you dare bring your wives! Persuade your husbands to stay home! Beyond these gates, we gain access to a hidden underworld, with ritual trappings unused since the 2nd century! There are healers and fire serpents, and Roses made of Time in arrangements of great Splendor! Come and see! Come and see! Cécile la favorite will perform her famous dance! First she'll take off her clothes, then her body, all to the musical accompaniment of Chris Rosenkranz and his Atlantean Playboys! Don't even think about missing it! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Tell everyone you know! The Great Egyptian Theater of the Wonders of the Moon and the Serpent, now open before you for your exploration! Come in and see the show! See the show! At nine and eleven o'clock, the immortal serpent will manifest itself for your enlightenment and delight! Those affected by nervous disorders might experience ear bangs or temporal lobe dislocations, but the Great Egyptian Theater of the Wonders of the Moon and the Serpent is not legally liable! We will distribute coins for the basins, primitive drugs, constructive lies, and when the candles tremble and flicker, in resplendent halls we will awaken the serpent!