Padre, el último mono

Instructions for Reading an Instruction Manual 1. Take the book from the bookstore shelf. 2. Start reading it from the front (the opposite of how you're holding it now). 3. Skim through it to see if it interests you. 4. If so, go to the checkout and pay the price. Once home, you'll discover everything a parent needs to know, things no one has dared to tell you until now. Useful chapters such as: - Welcome to the Sect - Congratulations. You're about to acquire a leading product - Check that the product is in perfect condition - Installing the product in your home - Necessary accessories for the product - Correct use by other family members - Charging batteries and refueling - Basic skills for the purchased product - Care and maintenance points for your product - Contact an authorized technician - And the second one, when will it be due? Beware, this book isn't just humorous; it's also a book from which you'll learn useful things. If you have an allergy or intolerance to new knowledge, leave the book on the shelf.